lolchair

Lolchair is the most amazing spinoff on lolcats ever!

-I saw something awesome today!
-what?
-THE LOLCHAIR!
-Oh Emm Gee!

by FiskFisk33 June 24, 2008

lochaber axe

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!

Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.

by wolfregis April 21, 2015

Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude

i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

by MJ McCully June 10, 2020

Locha

means serious problem/issue in Mumbai Hindi street lingo

Aaj Locha ho gaya (Today there was a serious problem)

by Chancemaarkar April 24, 2008

Heart of Lothar

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Captain's Hand and Sandwich.

www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005

Lochan

A Lochan is a chill and awesome person who you can trust. She is very nice when you get to know her. She is a great person to talk to and will have ALOT of inside jokes with you. At first, she may be quiet and show little emotions but once you get to know her, it's awesome being her friend!

OMG you were nice today???? Thats SO Lochan of you!!!!!!!!!!!

by kpop123 December 9, 2019

Elide Lochan

The clever, cunning, hopeful scion of Annieth, <Throne of Glass, Sarah J Maas> who can don any personality as easily as a piece of clothing and manipulate anything/one, including Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan. She has an injured ankle, and was enslaved by her uncle, but serves the court of Terrasen loyally. Lady of Perranth. Frequently has heavy menstrual cycles, as is brought into many amusing scenes, most of them involving Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan shredding various articles of his clothing for her to stuff down her pants. She is of witch descent, claimed by the blackbeaks although her blood runs red. Friend of Abraxos.

Random man- *looks at elide*
Lorcan- STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE *grabs elide*
Elide Lochan- bro we’re in the marshes. No one cares. That was a ruse like, ten villages ago. *proceeds to ignore him after he betrays her queen*
Lorcan- I luv u tho
Elide- WHAT
Lorcan- hmm what did Rowan do...? Aha. LETS FIND A WAY OUT OF THE DARKNESS TOGETHER
Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- sprints across battlefield on Farasha (the butterfly) Get your ass up you’re not dying on me

by Fictionaryy October 30, 2020