tonight's biggest loser

Sal

"Sal is tonight's biggest loser"

by lmao xdddd January 27, 2019

Loserfruit

Loserfruit is the leader of Fruitopia (also known as Loserfruitopia). A majestical land where Fruitopian's are granted fruit powers.

Ng: "Hey man did you check out loserfruit's stream last night?"
Namejosh: "Yeah bro, I <3 Loserfruit! Kappa"

by gangshit345 March 16, 2015

Loner

Alright, kids, let's have a true, unbiased, comprehensible, detailed definition. First off, loners are not necessarily social retards or depressed. Yes, one could be a loner because they are depressed or lack social skills, but there are also many loners who are named as such because they simply prefer their own company. Loners are characterized by enjoying solitary activities, such as listening to and making music, constructing art, writing, reading, thinking, learning, gaming on the internet and in video games, going on the computer for whatever reason, and other individual hobbies. Loners listen to whatever music they like; anywhere from Baroque to Blues Rock, Heavy Metal to Folk, Indie to Rap, Country to Techno. They dress however they please; they may have their own individual style, or just wear standard jeans and a t-shirt from whichever store at which they find themselves. Loners are just as likely to suffer and not suffer from depression and other mental disorders as anyone else; however, more commonly found amongst loners than those that are social may be Schizoid Personality Disorder, because it is, by definition, a "disorder" in which one lacks the desire for interpersonal relationships. Society today associates itself with a dogma that everyone desires to be socialized, have a close-knit or large group of friends and loved ones, etc, so that when there is someone who prefers solitude, they are often attributed as strange, depressed, feeling unloved, or insecure. This is not true. Loners are very diverse individuals; same as a case with someone you may find who is a social butterfly that fits into no specific group, you cannot stereotype or pigeon-hole loners. The only characteristic they possess that detaches them from another label is that they prefer their lonesome company.

Loners just like to be by themselves. That's all there is to it.

by Fabula August 8, 2009

herb ass loser

a term furthering the insult "herb". Those called herb ass losers are the undisputed kings of all herbs.

-Yo, lets hit up the Den tonight.
-Nah, my dude, the only people who go there on Saturday nights are herb ass losers.

by Chuck Street Cartel April 13, 2009

dickey loner

In the game of euchre, a player's hand of cards containing all four jacks that, susbequently, is used by the player in an attempt to "go alone". The attempt is generally done when the player's team only needs one point to win the game of euchre.

Your team was playing great until you got the dickey loner. Trying to go alone on that hand was not advisable.

by ewilli12 June 21, 2010

sad anus loser, i go in

A quote from the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine from when Jake had to unscramble a word to continue with a case while his Fiancé was in the pub with her celebrity crush (played by Melissa Fumero's, Amy Santigo, husband)

It unscrambles to the Film / Book Dangerous Liaisons.

Guy: Solve this puzzle, Sad anus loser, I go in
Jake: Ok these feel kind of aimed.

by 0ofinatior6009 March 26, 2019

flying loser

A given student or employed person who drinks red bull(s) to pull an all-nighter to study or complete work due the next day, despite knowing completely well that their failure is imminent.

"Red Bull gives you wings"

A: Hey man, what are your plans for tonight?

B: I'm really fucked for tomorrow, I gotta pull an all-nighter with my 6-pack of sugar-free red bulls.

A: Don't worry dude, Red Bull gives you wings.

B: Time to become a flying loser.

by Axefoolio December 9, 2012