Taking a giant shit, dropping a mighty deuce, dropping off a van full of kids at the pool, taking every past/present/future Brown to the super bowl
Bro #1: Yo! Bro, go clean up after that disgusting mess you left in my bathroom.
Bro #2: Sorry.. I had the Taco Bell & Chipolte all you can eat buffet earlier, caused ne to Lorrie all over your toilet.
Bro #2: Sorry.. I had the Taco Bell & Chipolte all you can eat buffet earlier, caused ne to Lorrie all over your toilet.
by biiirrd August 25, 2011
Get the Lorriemug. v. the act of beating the fuck out of one of your best friends because you are drunk and he is in love with you. Refers to a particularly severe beating. Has been shortened to mean beating the fuck out of someone who is mearly an acquaintance or beating the fuck out of someone in a situation where it would be wholly unexpected or inappropriate,
me: that guy was a fucking dickhead.
40: yea, he doesn't know how close he came to eating through a straw for the next six weeks. I was going to lorry that mother fucker.
40: yea, he doesn't know how close he came to eating through a straw for the next six weeks. I was going to lorry that mother fucker.
by Max Powers January 24, 2004
Get the lorrymug. A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.
Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
Get the Maltby lorrymug. A place two streets down where Pork Scotch's cones are hidden from him. This lorry never seems to move and neither does the stolen cone.
PORK SCOTCH: Where's my cone? I bet a bloody nigger's stolen it. Wait. What's that on the back of the Maltby Lorry? It's my cone! Who put it there?
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
Get the Maltby Lorrymug. A person who apologises for who they are.
A generally good person, who constantly doubts them self.
Someone who apologises even when they’re not in the wrong.
A generally good person, who constantly doubts them self.
Someone who apologises even when they’re not in the wrong.
“Listen Amanda, you have every right to be at the party. Don’t be such a sorry lorry.”
“I took a took a trip to London and noticed that everyone says sorry even if they’re the one who gets bumped into. What a bunch of Sorry Lorrys.”
“I made you a cake...Sorry if I’m being a ‘Sorry Lorry’ but you probably think I’m silly for making it... plus I forgot that your favourite colour is blue. I’m sorry”
“I took a took a trip to London and noticed that everyone says sorry even if they’re the one who gets bumped into. What a bunch of Sorry Lorrys.”
“I made you a cake...Sorry if I’m being a ‘Sorry Lorry’ but you probably think I’m silly for making it... plus I forgot that your favourite colour is blue. I’m sorry”
by Katrirobell February 1, 2019
Get the Sorry Lorrymug. The act of rising your arms proud above your head whilst receiving a blow-job, without raising suspicion from your partner.
<Parody of the cute animal slow lorris getting tickled (popular youtube viral video)>
<Parody of the cute animal slow lorris getting tickled (popular youtube viral video)>
by M448 August 9, 2010
Get the Blow Lorrismug. A dirty Lorrie is a salacious goddess, whose hypnotic gaze seduces one into a scandalous rendezvous.
by taintedcurse June 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Lorriemug.