Lord Farquaad 

A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.

Lord Farquaad is Shreks best friend but enemy.

Lord Farquaad by bamljcjm June 18, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

The most beautiful man ever who deserves fiona

damn lord farquaads the best

Lord Farquaad by tiny dancer July 14, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.

Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek

Lord Farquaad by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021

Lord Farquaad 

Literally Marco

Omg do you know the character Lord Farquaad

Yeah he’s literally just like Marco

Lord Farquaad by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

Lord Farquaad by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

Lord Farquaad 

A tiny trap with a Karen haircut A total ass

lord farquaad is such a Karen

Lord Farquaad by HailRussia September 28, 2019

Lord farquadd

A person that is short as shit, a hoe, is flat af, and thinks people give 2-fucks.

Person 1: look at that nigga, lookin like snow whites Eighth dwarf

Person 2: Lord Farquadd Lookin Ass, BOI!

Lord farquadd by BigDickDaddyTheKing May 29, 2016