loosey

A single cigarette that is "loose", as opposed to tightly packed with 19 other cigarettes in a pack.
Since cigarettes are usually sold in packs of 20 for ridiculous prices, shop owners have taken to selling single, "loose" cigarettes rather than whole packs.

I only had a jackson for the whole week so I only bought a couple loosey's.

by Santi July 29, 2005

3 Hole Loosey

When you sneeze, shit and pee all at once.

Yesterday I had a 3 Hole Loosey. So I had to go home a little early.

by HNGOVR January 9, 2018

Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

Loosey

A single cigarette that you buy from a store clerk rather than buying a whole pack of cigarettes. Usually sold for .10 cents -.25 cents.

The term was invented in Detroit by Lebanese gas station owners and clerks. Alternative spelling is "loosie". (As stated before on VH1)

"Yo man can I get a loosey."
"Yo man let me get a loosey."
"How many loosey's can I get wit a dollar."
"Sorry man I ain't opening a new pack just to give you one loosey."
"My man, give me fo (4) looseys and let me play these numbers"

"Yo u got any Newport Looseys"

by LebaneseBebe January 14, 2013

Looselick

The feeling of “looselick” is one where one feels as though ones friend is missing. Either because they were previously there or because the should be.

*Luke/Sarah/John sit in a circle after drinking.* Luke: “Are we missing someone? I’m feeling looselick.” John: “Oh yeah Jessica went to go spill her guts.”

by BrattyBoy August 5, 2021

Loosey Laduca

Someone who lets loose, and gets upset when they don't win

Hey Brad you know that Drag queen Loosey Laduca, yeah she just gotta let loose

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Looselipsville

It's a place where a telepathic species of whore is spawned from. This parasite of woman preys on the innocent for money and traps men to do things for them with their mind control powers by walking into their bodies and making them do things they'd never naturally do on their own. The loose, large, gaping holes of their bodies are armed with diseases and biological decay.

Hide your kids, hide your wife! Asslee Dumpstertrash is from Looselipsville!

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023