eva longoria

Famous actress, big time Spurs fan and Tony Parker's future wife.

Hey, if I was Tony I'd be hitting that ass raw night after night.

by ChingyFanatic September 2, 2005

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longinius

(1) n; The name of the upgraded Panzersherk on CallOfDuty: World at War

(2) adj; A penis diease all men want.

Girl #1; Did you know? Chris got longinius!
Girl #2; OMG, We should soo ask him to show us!

by boobookittyfudge August 11, 2010

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longaniza

A Big Shlong

"Martinez REALLY has that LONGANIZA"

by Mookaholic April 2, 2019

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Lingoniq

Super cool website made by Shivansh Anand. The site can be found at lingoniq.com

Larry : Lingoniq.com is a really great site man !
Harper : Yup ! Totally better than UD

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An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.

Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one too many times and got yelled at for it!

Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand the fuss about Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!

by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo February 19, 2007

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