longate

to make longer

in a photoshoot, to make legs longer. you must point the toe to create the effect, or longate.
Bianca- You gatta longate !!
Gaby- I dont know how to longate !!
Bianca- You gotta point your toe.
Gaby- wtf where did you get that from.


..and longate was born.

by Biancadropdead September 30, 2008

Taking a LongCut

Taking the longest possible route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver always knows many other shorter approaches to reaching your given destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that you would rather invite the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this person.

Some Common Signs From The Driver That Your About To Embark on a Longcut.

1. Signs of silence from the person driving. This may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned on just making a quick little trip.

2. Grinning, Smiles that indicate that he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)

3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have traveled so far away from home, that even the Driver doesnt know exactly where you might be.

All Samuel wanted to do was go to the gas station real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....

When his ride arrived, he was assured by the driver that they were taking a shortcut,

Once this never ending endeavor began to take a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate form of betrayal that was sitting right next to him.


" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "

by Endicott's LoverBoy- JMINS April 20, 2009

longcar

The most powerful being in fiction. At his fullest potential longcar could destroy everything(yes every thing they will be nothing left just blank space all the stars, planets and universes are gone) he could just create a rift and in the rift a time paradox. At it's most he could just become a sun and create it's own solar system and get rid of the time rift (could control everything at 1000% power)

longcar beyond fiction

by IKEA152 September 4, 2021

mississippi longwater

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017

longcake

Longcake....a big man with a very very small appendage.

Look at the size of his hands,he must have a big penis.No he's a Longcake.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

Longcoat

When one passes gas wearing a lenghty coat nad it seaps up instead of away.

1. Wow, I had way to many Tacos I think I just longcoated myself.

by moneg451 February 22, 2011

Longcut

a route you take when you think you are taking a shortcut but it actually ends up taking longer.

I went on a longcut.

by Eushshtb March 26, 2022