loljo

An event or series of events during which someone's distinct lack of presence usually despite earlier agreement or promise of presence. Until now referred to as 'pulling a Jo' loljo is used to express this is a neater and more subtle way.

person 1: Man 'x' hasn't showed up again and she promised she would be here.
person 2: loljo

or

I'm getting sick of getting loljo-ed on all my events by person x

by IceWolf666 August 21, 2011

Lobjob

1. Sucking someone’s phalanges after using their hands for their partners pleasure

My missus gave us a wristy and let me give her a lobjob

by Papa woos October 28, 2021

loloboy

Aka battyman it means you are gay/sus

Aye jsavv you do you like cocky in your batty
Nah this guys moving like a loloboy

by Dkaydagreatest April 23, 2022

loloboy

Means gay homophobic to man and like wood

Aye bro have you ever tasted cocky

Nah this yutes fully moving like a loloboy.

by Dkaydagreatest April 23, 2022

Lollobrigida

A Lollobrigida is a sour and sweet individual, a bit stubborn, but once she opens up, she will show you all of her delicious secrets.
A succulent person, she is sometimes sensual and sketchy, but care is what is needed to see the most out of her.
She can sometimes be irritable, but a caress and a kiss will bright her up again!

You're out of luck! Lollobrigida brings frigid air.

by justice_for_lollobrigida June 1, 2022

Lobjob

A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant

Did you hear, the red lobster kicked Matt out for trying to get a lobjob!

by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025

Lobjob

A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant

Didnt you hear, Matt got kicked out of the red lobster last week from trying to get a lobjob!

by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025