faux loko

"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.

Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!

by justiferous January 10, 2011

Fourth Lokos

A holiday taking place on the 4th of every month where celebrators each consume a Four Loko, an alcoholic beverage popular among high schoolers, college students and low 20 year olds, which was almost made illegal before the caffeine was taken out.

Another excuse for college students to get plastered on a week day.

College Sophomore: Whats the plan for Monday?
College Freshman: Taking it easy. I have my final exam the next morning and I'm on the edge of not passing
College Sophomore: bro its FOURTH LOKOS
College Freshman: oh %!#@, get me a Four Loko Gold

by teddygoodthrust February 26, 2019

I loke you

Its when you are to scared or its too early to say I love you to your partner. Its a mix between I love you and I like you.

You are a great boyfriend Derek, I loke you! Mouah! love like

by Penekiko August 31, 2013

4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition

It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.

What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls

Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!

by Blackout Mystic May 24, 2013

lookeded

Proper freaking English

I lookeded really dumb typing this

by Papiboy.gilly December 2, 2017

loko hour

Same as a power hour, but with a four loko.

Hey bro, you wanna come over and do a loko hour?

by TXeagle4 December 21, 2010

shower loko

The act of consuming an entire Four Loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. Exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. Commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.

Example: "We only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. What are we going to do?"
"Shower loko."

by Man of Gold September 19, 2013