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Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008
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Lofterbation

The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.
After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.

I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.

My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.

After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.

With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008
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Loliterate

When a person puts "lol" at the end of every sentence in a text, email, message, etc. The sentence may or may not maintain a period after said "lol."
Text 1: that's so funny lol

Reply to Text 1: Stop being so loliterate
by Void Skull February 13, 2009
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loiterati

People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.
As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.
by AllForLight April 25, 2011
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Likerbate

verb
To like one's own post on social media.
Dude, that epic post got its first like!

It doesn't count when you likerbate it, dingus.
by Solap May 14, 2016
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lolerbate

Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.
by PimpDisco July 28, 2006
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computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.
I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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