stretched lobes

Stretched Lobes are ear lobes stretched beyond the "normal" size of 18g. The incorrect term for the stretching process is "Gauging"; the jewelry are certain Gauges (For example, 2g is 1/4".) The origins of this process go back to tribes in Africa, Asia, and even some in early America.

Frequently asked questions about this are:
“Does it hurt?”
It really shouldn’t. If you stretch slowly and only one size at a time (waiting till it is healed) it shouldn’t be more than a slight discomfort for a few seconds.

“How big will I stretch before it won’t go back to normal?”
On average, 2g

“What comes after 00/000?”
Refer to the chart:
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Gauge Inches Millimeters
16ga 1.3mm
14ga 1.6mm
12ga 2.0mm
10ga 2.5mm
8ga 3.2mm
6ga 4.1mm
4ga 5.1mm
2ga 1/4" 6.3mm
0ga 5/16" 7.9mm
00ga 3/8" 9.5mm
000ga 7/16" 11.1mm
1/2" 12.7mm
9/16" 14.2mm
5/8" 15.8mm
11/16" 17.4mm
3/4" 19.0mm
13/16" 20.6mm
7/8" 22.2mm
15/16" 23.8mm
1" 25.4mm

“How big can I go?”
Depends on the size of your lobes, how thick, and how well you stretch. There are people currently here in America with lobes over 3 inches.

“Why do it?”
Personal choice, everyone’s different.

For more information on “Stretching Lobes” you can refer to www.BMEzine.com.

For examples of Stretched lobes check out the picture section

by Holly Noel April 14, 2006

logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place

"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."

by psyCohn December 8, 2009

Logstedshire

Logstedshire (or Logsted for short) is a territory on the DreamSMP created by Ghostbur and TommyInnit, whilst on exile. The territory got it's name from The Prime Log, which is used to farm Twitch Primes. Logsted is located at aproximately 600, -2000 on the SMP

"Log through the pain" - Tommy after seeing that Logstedshire 's Prime Log is sucsesfull in bringing him vast ammounts of primes

by malshuri December 8, 2020

sawing logs

to be asleep, to be snoring like a chainsaw cutting down trees.

She passed out last night after the party; she was totally sawing logs.

by ArtMoxie September 4, 2008

logistics

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

by [e-mail] June 8, 2004

logsday

Logsday is a hypothetical day in an 8-day-week, between Wednesday and Thursday. It is named after Norse god Loki.

The first known reference to Logsday on the Internet comes from an anonymous 4chan user on the site's paranormal forum, dating back to February 6th, 2019.

"What happened to Logsday?
There are 8 days in a week
>Monday
>Tuesday
>Wednesday
>Logsday
>Thursday
>Friday
>Saturday
>Sunday
I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the fuck? I feel like I’m going crazy."

Due to 4chan's anonymous nature, the identity and legitamacy of the post's author is unknown.

Yesterday was Wednesday, so today is Logsday

by Cezico February 3, 2021

Logos division

logos
_____ = 0
EVERYTHING

The exception to this rule is Alphonse, as his pathos cancels out all logos.LIKE A BEAST

Anything divided by logos is zero, except for Alphonse because he has too much pathos. Logos division.

by Richard Facé October 21, 2013