tallahasee log flume

big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth

me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume

by yo mamma III February 22, 2003

Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

by The NardDog July 14, 2009

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno October 12, 2016

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018

Log flume

Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume

Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me

by Tilehurst1986 June 2, 2017