Lockdown

The governments way of getting everyone inside so they can change the batteries in the pigeons.

Do you reckon there will be another lockdown in 2030 or will the pigeons be solar powered by then?

by PigeonsEntReal April 20, 2020

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."

Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

by movie fanatic August 3, 2009

Locked In

A promise to your self or someone about being loyal.

We locked in for life !

by dapettyprincess April 13, 2020

löded diper

It is a band founded by Rodrick Heffley, brother of Greg Heffey.
Concept is from the book "Diary of a wimpy kid" created by Jeff Kinney.

His band is called “Loaded Diaper,” only it's
spelled “löded diper” on Rodrick's van.

by analyst@47 March 12, 2019

lockdowner

a distressing or depressing experience during lockdown period

What a bummer! We got a three-month long lockdowner because of covid-19 .

by timlight April 21, 2020

land-locked

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.

Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"

by Holly August 15, 2006

Losedows

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.

You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.

by Erdling July 9, 2004