(lor-nee)
adjective
1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)
2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)
adjective
1) a state of mind or time of life where both horniness and loneliness are present, interdependently influencing one another, inflicting strong emotions, and fueling spontaneous, irrational decisions (made dramatically stronger by consumption of alcohol)
2) a sickness that befalls humans during cuddle season (aprox. November through March)
His decision to sleep with her was influenced more by his lorny state than by any real attraction to her.
"Babe, I'm so lorny."
"Babe, I'm so lorny."
by lKub December 4, 2013
Get the Lorny mug.A Loony Law is a law or ordinance so incredibly stupid, you'd think the politicians were either: on acid, drunk, or in some way mentally retarded.
Some Loony Laws....
In Chicago, it's against the law for exceedingly ugly people to appear in public.
It is illegal in Salem, WV to leave home without knowing where you are going.
In California you can own one bear gallbladder but no more.
It's against the law to put coins in your ears in Hawaii.
It is illegal for politicians to give away free booze on election day in Kentucky.
It is illegal to catch a lobster with your bare hands in Maine.
It's illegal to let your horse ride in the back seat of your car in Hillsboro, OR.
Funeral directors can be arrested for swearing in front of a dead body in Neveda.
It's against the law to marry your mother-in-law in Washington DC.
You can't draw funny faces on window shades in Garfield county Montana.
In a business office it's against the law for a women to take a bath in Carmel, CA.
In Las Vegas, pawning your dentures is illegal.
You need a permit to legally wear high heeled shoes in Carmel, CA.
In Minnesota, it's illegal to sleep naked.
It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits in Natoma, KS.
A man must remove his hat if he comes face to face with a cow in Fruithill, KY.
It's against the law for a man in Detroit to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
In Tulsa OK, it's illegal to sleep with your boots on.
Funeral Directors in Shreveport LA are prohibited from giving away matchbooks.
In Lubbock TX, it's illegal to sleep in a garbage can.
If you're older then 88, it's illegal to ride a motorcycle in Idaho Falls ID.
In Michigan it is illegal to tie a crocodile to a fire hydrant.
It is illegal to dry men's and women's underwear on the same clothesline in Minnesota.
In Vermont, it's against the law to whistle underwater.
It's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota.
You have to be a licensed electrician to change a light bulb in Victoria, Australia.
Advertising on tombstones is illegal in Roanoke VA.
Playing dominoes is illegal on Sunday in Alabama.
It's against the law to say "Oh Boy" in Jonesboro, GA.
Children that have unusual haircuts can be arrested in Mesquite TX.
It's a $500 fine to explode an atomic bomb in Chico CA.
Eating snakes is illegal in Kansas.
It's against the law to fish for trout from the back of a giraffe in Idaho.
It's unlawful for elephants to drink beer in Natchez, MS.
By law, donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs in Arizona.
It's illegal for dogs and cats to fight in Barber, NC.
It's against the law to drive a car while sleeping in Tennessee.
It's legal for a cop to bite a dog in Paulding, OH.
It is illegal for barbers to eat onions between 7am and 7 pm in Waterloo, NE.
You cannot move your bed in Huntsville, AL without a permit.
It's illegal to walk your elephant without a leash in Wisconsin.
In Wisconsin, it's against the law to feed prisoners margarine instead of butter.
It's illegal to wiggle while you dance in Stockton, CA.
In Clawson City, MI, it's illegal to sleep with chickens.
It is illegal for a patient to pull a dentists tooth in Yukon, OK.
It's illegal to cross the street on your hands in Hartford CT.
The law in Omaha, NE prohibits barbers from shaving the chests of customers.
It's illegal to put a skunk in your bosses desk in Michigan.
It's illegal to drive while blindfolded in Birmingham, AL.
It's illegal to hunt whales from your car in California.
Butchers cannot serve on a murder jury trial in South Carolina.
A women may not strip in front of a picture of a man in Oxford, OH.
It's illegal for more then 8 rabbits to live on the same block in Tuscumbia, AL.
It's against the law to use dirty underwear as a dust rag in California.
It's against the law to shoot or hunt a camel in Arizona.
It's illegal to shake a feather duster in someone's face in Portland, OR.
It's illegal to cook more then 100 donuts a day in Oak Park, IL.
It's illegal to drink beer from a bucket while sitting on a curb in St Louis.
It's against the law to make faces at school children while they are studying in Atlanta, GA.
It's illegal to lasso a fish in Knoxville, TN.
Law forbids cows and horses from sleeping in a bakery in Cotton Valley, LA.
In South Bend, IN., it's against the law to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
Unless you're in church, tightrope walking is illegal in Winchester, MA.
In Minnesota, the maximum penalty for double parking is working on a chain gang with nothing to eat but bread and water.
You can't whistle in a bar in Hawaii.
You cannot teach your pets to smoke in Zion, IL
It's against the law to bathe 2 babies in the same tub in Los Angeles.
In California it's illegal to peel an orange in your hotel room.
Woman cannot be on a highway in a bathing suit unless they are carrying a club in Kentucky.
Any fire company responding to a fire in Marblehead, MA must be provided a 3-gallon jug of rum.
It's illegal to surf nude or with a sock over a mans manhood in Margate City, NJ.
In Ohio it's illegal to fish for whales in lakes, streams, or rivers.
Some Loony Laws....
In Chicago, it's against the law for exceedingly ugly people to appear in public.
It is illegal in Salem, WV to leave home without knowing where you are going.
In California you can own one bear gallbladder but no more.
It's against the law to put coins in your ears in Hawaii.
It is illegal for politicians to give away free booze on election day in Kentucky.
It is illegal to catch a lobster with your bare hands in Maine.
It's illegal to let your horse ride in the back seat of your car in Hillsboro, OR.
Funeral directors can be arrested for swearing in front of a dead body in Neveda.
It's against the law to marry your mother-in-law in Washington DC.
You can't draw funny faces on window shades in Garfield county Montana.
In a business office it's against the law for a women to take a bath in Carmel, CA.
In Las Vegas, pawning your dentures is illegal.
You need a permit to legally wear high heeled shoes in Carmel, CA.
In Minnesota, it's illegal to sleep naked.
It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits in Natoma, KS.
A man must remove his hat if he comes face to face with a cow in Fruithill, KY.
It's against the law for a man in Detroit to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
In Tulsa OK, it's illegal to sleep with your boots on.
Funeral Directors in Shreveport LA are prohibited from giving away matchbooks.
In Lubbock TX, it's illegal to sleep in a garbage can.
If you're older then 88, it's illegal to ride a motorcycle in Idaho Falls ID.
In Michigan it is illegal to tie a crocodile to a fire hydrant.
It is illegal to dry men's and women's underwear on the same clothesline in Minnesota.
In Vermont, it's against the law to whistle underwater.
It's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory in South Dakota.
You have to be a licensed electrician to change a light bulb in Victoria, Australia.
Advertising on tombstones is illegal in Roanoke VA.
Playing dominoes is illegal on Sunday in Alabama.
It's against the law to say "Oh Boy" in Jonesboro, GA.
Children that have unusual haircuts can be arrested in Mesquite TX.
It's a $500 fine to explode an atomic bomb in Chico CA.
Eating snakes is illegal in Kansas.
It's against the law to fish for trout from the back of a giraffe in Idaho.
It's unlawful for elephants to drink beer in Natchez, MS.
By law, donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs in Arizona.
It's illegal for dogs and cats to fight in Barber, NC.
It's against the law to drive a car while sleeping in Tennessee.
It's legal for a cop to bite a dog in Paulding, OH.
It is illegal for barbers to eat onions between 7am and 7 pm in Waterloo, NE.
You cannot move your bed in Huntsville, AL without a permit.
It's illegal to walk your elephant without a leash in Wisconsin.
In Wisconsin, it's against the law to feed prisoners margarine instead of butter.
It's illegal to wiggle while you dance in Stockton, CA.
In Clawson City, MI, it's illegal to sleep with chickens.
It is illegal for a patient to pull a dentists tooth in Yukon, OK.
It's illegal to cross the street on your hands in Hartford CT.
The law in Omaha, NE prohibits barbers from shaving the chests of customers.
It's illegal to put a skunk in your bosses desk in Michigan.
It's illegal to drive while blindfolded in Birmingham, AL.
It's illegal to hunt whales from your car in California.
Butchers cannot serve on a murder jury trial in South Carolina.
A women may not strip in front of a picture of a man in Oxford, OH.
It's illegal for more then 8 rabbits to live on the same block in Tuscumbia, AL.
It's against the law to use dirty underwear as a dust rag in California.
It's against the law to shoot or hunt a camel in Arizona.
It's illegal to shake a feather duster in someone's face in Portland, OR.
It's illegal to cook more then 100 donuts a day in Oak Park, IL.
It's illegal to drink beer from a bucket while sitting on a curb in St Louis.
It's against the law to make faces at school children while they are studying in Atlanta, GA.
It's illegal to lasso a fish in Knoxville, TN.
Law forbids cows and horses from sleeping in a bakery in Cotton Valley, LA.
In South Bend, IN., it's against the law to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
Unless you're in church, tightrope walking is illegal in Winchester, MA.
In Minnesota, the maximum penalty for double parking is working on a chain gang with nothing to eat but bread and water.
You can't whistle in a bar in Hawaii.
You cannot teach your pets to smoke in Zion, IL
It's against the law to bathe 2 babies in the same tub in Los Angeles.
In California it's illegal to peel an orange in your hotel room.
Woman cannot be on a highway in a bathing suit unless they are carrying a club in Kentucky.
Any fire company responding to a fire in Marblehead, MA must be provided a 3-gallon jug of rum.
It's illegal to surf nude or with a sock over a mans manhood in Margate City, NJ.
In Ohio it's illegal to fish for whales in lakes, streams, or rivers.
by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009
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Lohany always thinks on the positive side, no matter what.
Lohany is very caring when it comes to family and friends.
She wants to achieve something in the world and make a difference.
She is only one out of 7.5 billion but believes she can achieve anything she sets her mind to.
Lohany is loving, funny, and short.
Lohany wishes that you have a great day and always smile, because she states, “why be negative when you could be positive?”
:)
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