Load

The amount of poop or smooshy substance held in ones pants after roughly squeezing cheeks together and busting in your pants. Typically brown in color and sometimes can be reverted to being extremely bloody if attempted harshly.

Fuck man i have a huge load in my pants.

by xPR3STON March 21, 2012

Load

The size of a guys pecker.

John stuck his dick in Kathy down by the lake but she couldn't handle his load.

by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010

Load

When huckster isn't a strong enough word for how big a jack wagon someone is. When they have a step son semen mist about them. Also used for someone fat and sloppy.

Guy walks into dealership with orange hair, a limp and a trade. And he's a super duper huckster.
Great, here comes this load.

Or

Eating 6 tacos on Saturday at lunch.

Look at this load

by Jake Janewski December 7, 2018

The Load

Large quantity of drugs or money gained as a result; paired with being a dealer

Todd H: Heh boi ya got the load?

Billy C: Ah hell ya we gonna be rich!

by hoodhunky69 June 25, 2018

no load

No Load. A nobody, 3rd wheel that brings nothing to the party of a conversation but thinks
they are important. Often they are in the way of a guy getting laid, paid, or made.

Gary, can you lose the no load, then we'll go over and fuck Catlin and Kelly.

by Casbah Ken October 25, 2015

load

what your mom should have swallowed.

I guess your mom didn't swallow one load when you were conceived?

by kam75xx August 15, 2018

load

1. semen
2. cum
3. love juice
4. jizz
5. a slut's toothpaste

"after I blew my nuts all over cassie, she blew me again and I thanked her by blowing my load all over her again"

by Phil February 27, 2004