lob

The condition of a penis before it becomes fully erect. Usually found after a warm shower, during episodes of Baywatch and desired before public displays of nudity (i.e. urination).

In conversation - " I freed my lazy lob and thrapped her around the face".

by Tim K April 23, 2006

lob

a post ejaculation, semi flacid penis

"the doorbell went and theres me with a king size lob on"

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

Lob

When someone says they love you in a affectionate and dopey way

Bob - babes i lob you
Billyann - i lob you too
Bob - fo sho mofo
Billyann - skeenage
Bob - come we mash
Billyann - aight den
Bob - come we go my gash!

by HDM-bffe January 18, 2008

lob

Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham

Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob

by Merkin December 31, 2008

lob

A combination of the two following meanings:
1. To throw an object with the intention for it to stay mid air for some time. To toss.
2. To love in an unconditional friendly manner.

This is a term that one only uses in the first person.

"I lob you over a fence!"
"I lob you like a midget into a fireplace!"
"I lob that show! I lob it like a bad rifle spinner."
"I lob you approximately 25 yards."
"I lob you like woah."

by funckyfrush December 27, 2007

lob

Laying on my bed

Girl:Wud (what u doing)
Boy: Lob

by _person_101_ August 9, 2016

Lob

A useless idiot just like a boy named bill cross

That druggy boy bill cross is such a lob

by Sheernessscum April 19, 2020