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Lloyd

When you lick the underside of a man's ballsack.
"Dude last night she gave me a Lloyd"
"No way man Lloyd's feel so good!"
by Blehhhh12345677 May 10, 2010
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Lloyd

A admirable man who enjoys his alcohol and dances on tables at parties. Often this man will drop out of university due to his love of cider.
Oh what a lloyd, he's drunk that whole bottle of Frosty Jacks by himself
by Thickness98 May 22, 2018
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Lloyd

An idiot. Someone who acts stupidly; An easy target of ridicule.
He's a total 'Lloyd.'
by Cale44 May 5, 2008
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Lloyd

A awesome, extremely loyal friend who has been my friend for the past 4 and a half years. Simply put it, he’s a dime a dozen bloke. Aside from being a spectacular friend, he is also the hardest working guy you’ll ever meet. Need a good worker for up to 12 hours? Lloyd will be at your service. So he’s a great friend and a workaholic, AND he gets mad hoes. He’s a brother from another mother kinda mothertrucker. He may say goofy things occasionally, but aren’t we all sorta flawed individuals? He easily forgives you and will likely just wanna be left alone if he is irritated with you. Lastly, he has encyclopedic knowledge of video-games. Oh and Lloyds also have a fondness for vagabonding, vaping, mayonnaise packets, and a massive unusual love for big sausage pizza.
Casual regular customer orders the usual pair of well done Quarter Pounders... Lloyd: OMFG HE’S HERE, MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER!!!!
by StonedGenius July 5, 2021
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Lloyd

A Welsh name that has Ll, which is like hl (a voiceless lateral fricative), a U sound (as in the “O” diphthong), and a back vowel, as in the end of Respublikası, or the e in roses.
by Qorptocx December 20, 2018
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Lloyd

A male who is unknowingly gay and/or is still in the closet, and hence dates or is openly attracted to women who are man-ish in apperance so as to throw off the gay vibes he puts out while simultaneously satisfying his attraction to men.
If Brandon wasn't such a Lloyd, he could dump that lumberjack-wanna-be girlfriend of his and I could introduce him to an attractive man who wears deoderant and he would be so much happier!
by Aquasexually Speaking... May 26, 2009
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Lloyd

A Lloyd or 'loid is a slang term for a person with Down's syndrome. It is short for Mongoloid.
I was at the store yesterday when some Lloyd crapped his pants.
by The Fresh Prinz July 10, 2009
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