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Liverpool Kiss

English term for a Head butt, a form of physical attack where the victim is hit on the forehead by the attacker's head.
"After critiquing an opposition player's tackling style, Roger recieved a serious Liverpool Kiss"
by D F Stuckey March 14, 2004
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Xenophilius Lovegood

Xenophilius Lovegood is Luna Lovegood's father. He is also a widower.
"Luna definitely gets her personality from her father, Xenophilius Lovegood."
by leil December 13, 2007
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liverpool

Liverpool, the 5th largest populated district in England. The city sits at the mouth of the Mersey estuary and is currently enjoying a resurgence in fortunes.

Now for all those fools who have criticised Liverpool and her people in these definitions, I think its time to address some grievances. I know many of you'll not like what I have to say, but that’s tough S**T. So without any more chatter lets begin...

Accusation: Scousers are all thieves!
Response: Liverpool has a lower crime rate then nearly all the major cities in Britain. Even taking population in to account, some notable cities which have higher crime rates include Manchester and London.

Accusation: Liverpool has no culture!
Response : The city of Liverpool has more listed buildings than anywhere in the Britain, with the exception of Westminster. This is due to the fact that Liverpool had the worlds largest port from the 19th century up until the 20th. This meant Liverpool was alive with travellers from around the world, all bridging their culture with them. Indeed Liverpool has the oldest Chinese community in Europe, dating back 800 years. Not only this but the area surrounding the famous Liver buildings is a unesco world heritage site.

We have numerous art galleries, two amazing cathedrals, not to mention a great musical heritage. Many Scousers are also blessed with the ability to formulate a coherent argument explaining why idiots who insult our city are the quintessence of stupidity. Did I mention we have three universities, The university of Liverpool being responsible for coining the term red brick.

Accusation: Liverpool is a shithole!
Response: Ever since the second world war, when Liverpool was the second most bombed city outside of London (somebody thought we were important), the city had never recovered. Despite being the centre for Atlantic command and the most important port in the Empire, once the war was over we were left to get on with it. The damage to the city was immense and the city did not receive the investment it needed to recover. When coupled with the decline in shipping, the result was many people out of work living in poverty. During a time when you needed money to get ahead, education was not a top priority and standards fell. As time went by, and due to the ignorance of others, little investment made its way into the city and stereotypes began to form. The city went in to serious economic decline.

However there is now renewed optimism and ever increasing investment in to the city, e.g. the £1 billion pound grovesner Paradise project. The city is not a shit hole, but its not perfect, nowhere is. But I would rather live here than London(filled with many rude people).

Conclusion:
Liverpool does have problems, it does have scum, thieves, and idiots but a lot less than some places I can think of. I am not going to criticise other cities because everywhere has its charms. The fact is that Liverpool people are very friendly, we put up with so much criticism that you learn to smile through it. Most Scousers don't hate Manchester by the way, just the idiots that criticise us. We are not racist, but Liverpool FC IS the most successful football club of all time. LOOK IT UP.
Haec otia studia fovent - Liverpool University Motto
by Rob1986 October 17, 2006
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Liverpool end

It is the part of the human body that faeces comes out of. Another term for this part of the human body is butt, anus or rectum.
You take it up the Liverpool end.

Mardi Gras - "You'll Never Walk Alone".
by Rian Gigs August 23, 2011
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Luna Lovegood

The best character in the Harry Potter series who believes in Nargles, Heliopaths and the Rumple Horned Snorkack.Harry Potter will love HER in the end. He wont love Hermione... not Ginny... NOT Draco.... But Luna. Rock on, Luna... Rock on!
"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."
by Baboon's Backside May 15, 2005
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Liverpool Lickyloo

Touch me again and ill give you a taste of the old Liverpool lickyloo
by giggskadabra March 22, 2019
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Luna Lovegood

A sweet caring ravenclaw who is known to be weird and a close friend to Harry Potter
Luna Lovegood is such a caring person
by Luna Lovegood is a baby January 6, 2021
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