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Slap little johnny behind the ears

My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.
by Clyde W December 10, 2018
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Little Johnny

That's the name of the famous Circus Chimp adopted by a Mormon family and legally adopted as a family member in 1962 after he was left behind in Salt Lake City as the Barnum and Bailey train headed west following their local appearance.

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"LITTLE JOHNNY, quit shittin' bananas on the couch, dammit!"
"Get your fingers outta yer ass, LITTLE JOHNNY. Don't go homo on me now!"
"Behave, LITTLE JOHNNY, or Gladys will make me get rid of you."
"I warned you not to be drinkin' out of my toilet, LITTLE JOHNNY."
"Bye-bye. Good bye, LITTLE JOHNNY. I loved you for awhile.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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Little Johnny

A real son of a bitch. Can also be called a bastard.
by SpookN December 28, 2005
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Little Johnny

Girl 1: How's Greg?
Girl 2: I found out he has a BIG little johnny.
by Nizzy Wizzy March 4, 2008
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little johnny

little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty
1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 27, 2022
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little Johnnys ant 123

small is what you are you're age is between 1-3
you're a little Johnnys ant 123 Bruh it's obvious
by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024
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