Litmosphere

A litmosphere is an atmospheric situation that can only be described as lit.

For example, you just won $4567 at the slots, and you're about to pay for bottle service for the whole club- this club's about to have a great litmosphere.

by Litmosphere July 24, 2019

litmus text

A text you send your significant other to find out if they're still pissed at you from the night before or after a fight. The text is usually a short and simple-worded text like "hey" or "hi"

I got in a fight with my girlfriend last night so I sent her a litmus text to see if she was still pissed

by Gooberdoober November 5, 2013

Litmag

Litmag



Litmag sometimes written “Lit-Mag” is a slang term for literary magazine or magazine of literature. The term is most often used with the world of writing and publishing.

Don’t bother me now I’m reading this litmag.

by urbanhandle February 13, 2009

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

by Fart King March 1, 2017

litgasm

when you are immensely turned on by a piece of literature.

I was reading Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist and had a total litgasm.

by paige 7765 January 11, 2008

Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

by Vinceums November 22, 2003