Dinner with Lisa

When you go out for food, a movie or whatever and you leave your phone and all electronic devices at home.

"Hey, my girlfriend and I had a Dinner with Lisa on Saturday. We talked for hours."

by Aesculus May 26, 2016

Dirty Lisa

When you have period sex and she gets blood on her fingers and puts two stripes under your eyes and shouts 'hut hut'

Jimmy got Dirty Lisa'd last night and loved it.

by joeysgame September 7, 2021

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Don't tell Lisa

When something has to stay secret. Especially from your girlfriend.

- I was studying Japanese history! Apparently they always invaded other countries!
- Yeah you're right, but don't tell Lisa.

by SultanM November 11, 2019

Doing a lisa

'Doing a Lisa' is a term used for people who give zero fucks about there kids and there well being. 'Doing a Lisa' is a bad thing and if you are called this term then I guess you're a bad mum.

OH did you hear bout' Cassandra shes "doing a Lisa" with her kids she let them run around in pants yesterday.

by assasin0009 August 16, 2019

Dolly/Lisa

Dolly is a very nice human being and she always posts memes...... sometimes her memes can be bad but she tries very hard

Also she may kill the chat sometimes but it’s ok

Dolly is a good friend and Very HONEST

Damn dolly keeps sending memes lemme die.
Dolly/Lisa is a girl who sends memes

by msreaganmc June 13, 2019

Denae Lisa

Denae Lisa is a one of a kind beauty. She is a mother, a best friend, a dedicated worker, and an angel sent straight from Heaven to bless whomever crosses her path. She is resilient, funny, courageous and has always been the prettiest in the pack. She is the daughter of Jacqueline, the mother of Brittany, Krystah and Sean and the Best friend To Nicole and Karla. She is strong enough to deli-gate and kind enough to empathize. Her sense of fashion is extraordinary and she loves things neat and modern but appreciates precious things with sentiment. If you ever have the opportunity to meet Denae...count yourself very blessed and cherish each moment with her.

“Oh my goodness it’s Denae Lisa...I’ve heard so many wonderful things about you and they are all true.”
Denae smells so good, she is so pretty.
“Nobody can make me laugh like Denae...she brightens up my day”

by BrittanyKCarlisle July 21, 2021