Linkton

1.)A person who is a homo.
2.)Everything and anything

Ashton Kutcher is so gay he is such a Linkton

Dude I think I busted in her, I couldn't pull my linkton out in time

by Tony Starkss March 25, 2009

Mary Linton

To Mary Linton means to ask someone for favors as an outlaw while at the same time constantly berating them for being an outlaw.

Mary Linton : "Oh, Orthur, my dad and my brother are both in trouble only you as an outlaw can deal with it"
Orthur : "Hmm, I don't know"
Mary Linton: "Orthur please BE A MAN!"
Orthur: "K"
A few moments later: "Byeee Orthur you're an outlaw eww"

by oh_orthur! April 24, 2023

linton

Any person who is insane or obsessed with hitler.

Watch out for that linton kid, he might try to eat you alive.

by Patrick4444 December 8, 2006

Linton

A fruit who has a best friend that starts with letter A and is also a fruit and laughs like a maniac who escaped the psych ward and obsess over every man he sees

You need a Linton in your life

by madhadder21 March 15, 2022

sam linton

The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).

Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.

by Larsisco21 December 14, 2016

Lillian Linton

A brave, fearless woman who is not afraid to go after what she wants or believes in. May encounter a rich, stingy chauvinist on the way named Dick that rocks her world around 360°. She is so strong, so smart and yet so funny and not a basic one. Not many people can handle her, and the ones who do accept that she is superior in any and every way.

All in all; she is who every victorian girl envies, and any eligible bachelor wants to marry.

1# Omg, have you seen that girl Lillan Linton? She's such a badass!

2# Yes, I'm so jealous! She even wears trousers to work!

1# Long live Lilly!

3# HUZZAH!

Lillian Linton is what we miss in this world and should strive to be.

by Thatnerdiiiiiiiigirl January 7, 2022

Hannah Linton

A dank bitch. Obnoxious and annoying but the best fucking friend you could ask for because she’ll literally curb stomp anyone who breaks your soul. She’s hella cute, but she WILL fight you, and I’d place my money on her to be honest. She’ll make you laugh, even if you’re down in the dumps. Her only flaw is that she can be a bit of a basic bitch, and fangirls a little too hard.

Long story short, I love you bitch. I gon’ ever stop lovin’ you, biiiitch.

Some person: Ugh, honestly, (insert name of one of Hannah Linton’s friends) is so fucking annoying. We should jump her.
Hannah Linton: BITCH WUT DID U SAY ABOUT MAH WIFE?! *proceeds to kick their teeth in*
Me: That’s Hannah Linton for you.

by myMOMtookmyVAPEoof February 10, 2019