LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.

I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.

by Tagz April 2, 2008

LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"

During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.

by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007

Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”

Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”

by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012

linkedin brenda

Linkedin Brenda Companys

Linkedin Brenda Books

by SHAMIM S/M BUSINESS BANK December 17, 2018

LinkedIn Quickie

To connect with random strangers on linkedin, only to endorse each others' skills without any real conversation or background check.

Bob: Wow Alice, you have a lot of professional connections.
Alice: Naah, they are basically for linkedin quickie.

Discord servers are now the new red light areas for linkedin quickie

by mayukhm December 9, 2020

linkedin'r

The act of creeping someone on LinkedIn to see if they're smokin hot.

R. Westbrook " duuude, bro, did you see that girl that came in for the interview this AM?!?! She was a smokeshow.
Marc A. Charlebois " damn, I missed her. I guess I'll just LinkedIn'r to scope her out!

by Mad_signtist October 25, 2023

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019