Lifeless Prophet

An individual who tells people things that no one cares about. Usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! It's like so cool.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.

by X-Phlo June 19, 2007

Lifeless Yet Lovely...

A very loyal Quotever (A writing site "Quotev.") who has a love of metal core, anime, and writing. If you so much as TOUCH Soul, Ciel, Death the Kid, or Zero Kiryu, she will bite you. She calls her followers, "Lovlies." and brags about them nonstop. She has a heart of gold and a mind of steel, but she is very open and ridiculously sensitive.

"Ever hear of Lifeless Yet Lovely... ?"
"Yeah, people call her Lifeless, though, right?"
"Yeah, she named herself after her Walking Dead fan-fiction, 'Lifeless and Lovely.' She is obsessed with Norman Reedus/Daryl Dixon."
"Sounds about right."

by Anna98 May 7, 2013

Lifeless Limb

A limp, flaccid penis.

Despite a half hour of oral, he was nothing but a lifeless limb. Whiskey Dick is real.

I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.

Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Lieless

Best music artist to walk the earth.

- Bruv, Lieless is da goat!!

- Frfr he keeping it a hundred my g

by Sansfed September 11, 2023

LifelessEyelid

The biggest pimp in the world

LifelessEyelid, I want you to have my babies!

by LifelessEyelid February 15, 2004

Lifeless Lib

A lifeless liberal, an insult used to offend any democratic advocate, and can be overexaggerated to just mean you have no life, and you are a liberal.

Stfu Lifeless Lib, nobody gives a shit about your discord server with 1.5k members, nobody ASKED!

by bruh_w0w December 11, 2021

lifeless

A person who doesn't have an identity in Second Life.

Megan's on facebook, but she's lifeless.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010