Shit limbo

The period of time between taking a dump and knowing there's nothing else to come, making it safe to do the paperwork and flushing.

The train was leaving in a couple of minutes but he was in shit limbo. Maybe he'd catch the next one.

by horsefeathers July 17, 2009

Pee Limbo

That really frustrating moment in our lives when you really need to go pee but you don't want to because you are lying comfortably in your bed. Usually occurs when you wake up in the middle of the night from your sleep.

Mike woke up at 3 a.m. and realized he was in some serious pee limbo after a heavy night of drinking. He ended up wetting the bed because he felt too comfortable to go to the bathroom even though it was a few steps away.

by Why Is Tyler Such A G December 1, 2013

Text Limbo

Where text messages go when they become delayed for unknown reasons. Usually the source of great frustration when they arrive many hours late.

1. I was hook up with that girl but my messages were getting trapped in text limbo.
2. Eric's messages got out of text limbo at 5am and woke me up.

by Tsombie January 18, 2009

Limbo of the Lost

Title of the worst video game ever created made by Majestic Studios, released in 2008 and possibly the worst kind of plagiarism ever committed by human being. People who made that game thought that taking sounds, graphics and elements from other games and movies was still practiced by game developers because the game was made even longer then Duke Nukem Forever (18 years). Games and movies of which the game is "built" include: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Sea Dogs, World of Warcraft, Thief: Deadly Shadows Spawn, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Lord of the Rings and many more.

- Hey, did you ever heard about a game called Limbo of the Lost ?
- Yes and I wish I never did.

by BossPanzer August 2, 2011

Internet Limbo

The act of not knowing the next website or act to do on the internet.

Steve: *Sigh*
Bob: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Oh, nothing I'm just in internet limbo.
Bob: Sucks for you. I'm looking at porn.

by Warfalcon May 1, 2010

relationship limbo

When one is not technically single or technically taken, the space between being single and taken, a reference to the Roman Catholic idea of limbo (in between heaven and hell), "exclusively dating".

Michael told me that he wasn't ready for a relationship, but we're still not allowed to see other people. Relationship limbo is a bitch.

by heatherrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2008

Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021