lioneled

drunk. used by harry styles.

Getting absolutely Lioneled. :D

by harrysgettinglioneled November 22, 2011

Lionel Columbus

Distant uncle of Cristopher Columbus

Discovered the country Curaçao, Nicaragua and Estonia all in the space of 1 year

De Paul: "I normally call my boyfriend 'Lionel Columbus' because we find countries that have never made human contact"
Messi: "My boyfriend Rodrigo de Paul and I discovered Curaçao just recently"
De Paul: "Where is Curaçao again??"
Messi: "I forgot since they're so small and irrelevant"
De Paul: "It's ok, now let me give you head"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

lionel

The best and sexiest person ever. The definition of awesome. Intelligent beyond belief.

Holy crap, I wish i were lionel

by 123147258 October 20, 2008

Linnell

An blood line of elite humans. Excel above all others in any category. Some may say that Linnell is a descendant of Linnaeus but is inaccurate due to the fact that Linnells are far to inelegant. Linnell is also referred to as God like.

Linnell defeated the entire team by himself, blind fold, with one arm tied behind his back, shoeless, and while curing hypothermia.

by Deathwake January 10, 2012

land lineless

no longer owning a land line

Hit my digits but don't bother with my number @ the crib because I'm land lineless.

by sogburn October 14, 2010

Lionel Messi

A young Argentine soccer star who currently plays for both Argentina and F.C. Barcelona. Having dominated in the u-20 Cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for F.C. Barcelona. He is often compared with Diego Maradona, who declared Messi his prodigy.

C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!

by FDGBoxman December 27, 2011

lionel coin bank

a frikken annoying commercial

*hears commercial*
"fuck...who the hell wants a fuckin lionel coin bank?"
*save your money save your money*
"shut the fuck up. damn."

by muhammad mwuhahaha March 23, 2008