To laugh so hard that you pee your pants; a combination of laughing and wizzing. Used in an episode of 30 Rock.
by Hotdog99 March 26, 2009
Get the lizzing mug.A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
Get the Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga mug.by Mark-Antoine H. March 27, 2009
Get the lizzing mug.A lucky charm. Sassy lady. Curly whirly lee. Puts a smile on face.
Better not lose it. Hard to find.
Better not lose it. Hard to find.
by DCCLXXVII December 20, 2017
Get the likhitha mug.A person (typically female) who places themselves above the law, and who believes they are privledged; exempt from deplorable behavior, and who has little regard for persons believed to be of a lower social class. Belligerent, repulsive public behavior, narcissistic in nature. An overbearing narcissistic bitch.
Actions taken by a person which degrade, humiliate, or inflict undue physical or emotional harm towards strangers.
(Origin) Public relations person, Lizzie Grubman, was photographed in October 2002 at the Suffolk County, NY Jail, where she surrendered to serve a 60-day sentence. The 31-year-old public relations princess pleaded guilty to felony and misdemeanor charges arising from a July 2001 incident in which she plowed her SUV into a crowd, injuring 16 people waiting outside a Hamptons nightclub.
Actions taken by a person which degrade, humiliate, or inflict undue physical or emotional harm towards strangers.
(Origin) Public relations person, Lizzie Grubman, was photographed in October 2002 at the Suffolk County, NY Jail, where she surrendered to serve a 60-day sentence. The 31-year-old public relations princess pleaded guilty to felony and misdemeanor charges arising from a July 2001 incident in which she plowed her SUV into a crowd, injuring 16 people waiting outside a Hamptons nightclub.
(Noun) Keep that Grubby-Lizzie away from me. (2) That bitch got liquored up again and pulled a grubby-lizzie at Mary's wedding.
by Dr. Haffaarr aka PaulieP January 6, 2008
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Get the Likkie Dikkie mug.A drive-by liking is when a Facebook user has responded to all messages, reviewed all notifications, planted their crops on Farmville, and updated their status etc. This person has basically exhausted all efforts to occupy their time on Facebook. Being left with a sense of emptiness and desperation for entertainment, this bored college student in question can perform a drive-by liking in one of two ways.
1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.
2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.
Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).
Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.
1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.
2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.
Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).
Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.
Examples of stati that have been the victim of a drive-by liking:
Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this
Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this
Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this
Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this
Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
by JeffJonezZz September 28, 2009
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