old man drinking:how many have you had kid?
kid: 10...
haha how about you
haha??
old man drinking: 26...and i'm not even buzzing...i remember when i was a kid like you i could get drunk off of
12...now it takes anout 34 to get me drunk.
kid: daaamn hahahaha.....i am soo drunk right now haha
old man drinking: hmph...lightweight.