lifeguard specialty

the lifeguard speciality take talent. When you are either fuckin a girl or getting dome you pull out and hold down her arms. Then you proceed to cum all over her nose so she looks like a lifeguad with sunscreen on the tip of her nose. If her nose is not big enough you can blow the remaining jizz all over her face just for shits and giggles.

Avery: "I am so mad at Carlos"

Kayra: "Why is that Avery?"

Avery: "Well, last night he gave me a mean lifeguard specialty because I gave him a birmingham booty call the night before..."

Kayra: "I love lifeguard specialties!!!!"

by poooooop March 17, 2008

Lifeguard orgy

A party with lots of hot lifeguard sex

I'm a head over to the lifeguard orgy

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

Lifeguard moment

That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"

"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"

by Faxus December 4, 2013

lifeguard business

A term used for when a lifeguard has sex with his patient on the beach instead of saving them

i saw a lifeguard doing "lifeguard business" at the beach!

by ceo of lifeguard business June 8, 2022

Council Lifeguard

A twat who feels there are smm (So much more) they lifeguard for the goverment, who are left wing extremists. They also watch small children in the kiddies pool.

*Man is watching a childs football match of which he has no relation to any players*
Trevor: "You such a council lifeguard it's unreal"
Man: It's true"

by Beanhead95 November 14, 2011

black lifeguard

Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth

They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.

by Big Rob from PHX October 24, 2007

Reverse Lifeguard

(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing

Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...

Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.

Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.

by HookfaceSteve June 14, 2018