Definitions by Faxus

Aughter 

Anyone born in the aughts, between the years 2000 and 2009. Pronounced as "otter".

Is he a millenial? Nah man, he's an aughter.

Aughter by Faxus April 24, 2020

Lifeguard moment 

That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"

"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"

Lifeguard moment by Faxus December 4, 2013