lexitar

Cocksucker ex officer that resembles a chode, partially because of his asian heritage.

Lexitar of bipolar

by Jerry Seinfeld Jr February 21, 2011

lewistown

the vortex of hell, located in a shitty area of montana.

welcome to lewistown where u will loose your soul.

by Soul-less in Montana February 23, 2009

Lewistown, PA

A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.

Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.

See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."

A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:

- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."

by Mussman! December 4, 2009

Lepisto

The vice principle red-head who has a good power stance, loves stalking up to people in the bathroom. Loves to burn kids

Brooo. Lepisto did it again. He burned me for that

Lepisto and Bruno are gay.

by M_shaf123 February 15, 2020

Levisteaset

Levisteaset is the the hottest person alive! They are so kind and sweet, if you met Levisteaset you would love her.

Unknown: I met Levisteaset today
You: it that why you are blushing a lot!?

by shittyglasses February 25, 2021

lewistown pa

A stupid town full of attention whores and douche bag boys.

Wanna go to lewistown pa?

No, I'll get the swag std.

by From Lewsitown January 23, 2014

LexisNexis

Noun. A subscription-based web search engine database for authoritative legal, academic, news, public records and business information.

I found all the information I needed for that TSP report on LexisNexis!

by DaMiNi0N January 22, 2005