stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy February 20, 2009

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009

fleshy letterbox

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina

I cant wait to stick my meat in her fleshy letterbox!

by the drinker of the furry cup December 2, 2009

spitting in her letterbox

Climaxing with very little ejaculate

As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.

by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022

Welsh Letterbox

The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!

Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?

by Bobble83 December 2, 2022