lesbatarian

One of those Vegetarian, Lesbian types, who eat chicken 'n' fish, but claim to be a vegetarian, and they have strong opinions on everything, like fox-hunting or ANYTHING else that doesn't concern them. Not only that but they're all hypocritical, minge-munching losers, with names like Charisma, Faith or Moonbeam. OH, oh, and they all pronounce they're name differently.. like instead of stefani, it's STEFarrny! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

Charisma: I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!

by H.T.J November 19, 2004

lesbitarian

Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.

Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.

Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?

They're late for Lesbitarian church.

by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011

Lesbitarian

Someone who only eats lesbian pussy

I'm a strict vagitarian! I used to be dude, but then I realized what some of those are injected with, and decidided to go pure Lesbitarian

by Old Grey Beard February 5, 2010

Lesbitarian

Anything that is chosen to be eaten, drunk, worn, or anything that a lesbian would have. Anything a lesbian owns is a lesbitarian item of hers.

Lesbian : Do you want a Sobe?

Guy : No, i'll pass those are lesbitarian drinks.

by n.wynne92 March 22, 2010

lesbetarian

a girl who is both lesbian and vegetarian at the same time. often described as 'dick vegans'.

OMG nimue is such a lesbetarian!!!

by parker pash February 3, 2019

lesbatarianism

Like vegetarianism, a bisexual's commitment to only eat women.

Person 1: Hey, I know you just broke up but you should ask out that cute guy over there
Person 2: Aww hell naw, I am done with men for a while, I'm converting to lesbatarianism for a while
Person 1: You won't last long XD

by WiFiWarriorsLovesAvocadorks July 1, 2016

Bee the lesbeeian

Bee, the scissoring satchel wearing lezzie bumblebee from Texas. A little lesbian bumblebee that pollinates the lands of gawg and the plains of the lone star state. With her trusty scissors she is the rootin tootin pollinating lesbian bandit of all the lands.

Oh wow… spring is coming and the flowers are blooming… by the gawdths… thank you bee the lesbeeian!

by ReapysPlayHouse November 15, 2025