lenten challenge

a challenge taken by a brave boy during the Lent season (from Ash Wednesday to Easter). The challenge consists of refraining from masturbation for 40 days (see the Facebook group Lenten Challenge). There is usually a large amount of people who start the challenge. The amount who finish it is much smaller (about none).

Dude, did you do the lenten challenge

nope. i was done after a week

by wowzer123456789 March 1, 2009

John Lennon's Moan

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.

Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

by Jessie Lennon May 16, 2018

Lepton

fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.

From the movie "Little Man Tate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.

"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.

by nimrodthesaurus June 1, 2016

Lextonian

Someone who lives in Lexington, KY

I live in Georgetown but I wish I was a Lextonian

by Queen._.Bee January 10, 2017

kill john lenon

A simple little phrase to see if someone’s a Russian spy or not

“Kill John lenon”
“*looks up*”
“Ah ha, a Russian spy.”

by Justyourfellowgay April 10, 2022

Leetonia

A tiny town in north east Ohio consisting of a small group of people who all know eachother. A place where it wouldn't be surprising to hear someone called a "Meatball" or to see a man drive over the train tracks on a John Deer to get something to eat at the only restaurant, Dairy Queen. Home of the Leetonia Bears and the Coke Ovens.

Johnny, want to go to Leetonia and watch the Spaghetti Bowl on Friday night?

I got a B average and I'm going to be graduating 3rd in my class at Leetonia High School.

by Aly C. October 19, 2008

John Lennon

The best musician ever. Period.

Ha, John Lennon is like 50x better then you will ever be!

by BlackhawkGaming November 24, 2016