legitley

authentic, valid,another lazy teenaged way to say legitimently, may be used for almost anything.

They were legitley naked on the table.
Emmi legitley dyed her hair turqouise.

by ohemmi February 25, 2009

legiterally

A combination of legitimately and literally.
It's a word, I swear.

"What the fuck does legiterally mean???"
"Derek please, we need to continue the sacrifice."

by I Write Random Explanations November 17, 2020

legally tugboat

Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!

Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!

by Stagmen June 6, 2021

legally black

A preppy, ditsy, well-dressed African-American female who is just like the Reese Witherspoon character Elle Woods in the film Legally Blonde except she's "legally black."

Look at you! Dressed up all jazzy and actin' all
air-headed. What are you supposed to be?--Legally black?!

by Phoenix Keith December 26, 2007

Legally Blonde

a movie starring a blonde girl who's got the body, president of her sorority delta nu, 2000's home coming queen, gemini vegetarian and has a dog named bruiser, ... and oh, two weeks ago she saw cameron diaz at freddy seagul and she talk her out of buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater, whoever said that orange was the new pink, was seroiusly disturbed.

"oh, hi, my name is elle woods, and from my admissions essay, i'm gonna tell all of you at harvard, why i'm gonna make an amazing lawyer."

by skanky blonde January 4, 2005

Completely Legally

Completely Illegally. Torrented or pirated off of a site.

Hey man, I just got Bioshock 3!" "But that's not out for another month!" "I got it Completely Legally." "Sweet, man, help me get it!

by Mark Gorton April 10, 2011

Legally Blonde

I felt Legally Dumb after watching this movie.

Legally Blonde lowered my I.Q. by 70 points.

by Jeffery October 3, 2003