left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

Left handed stranger

Masturbating with your left hand if you're right handed

I was bored with normal masurbation, so I gave the left handed stranger a shot.

by I am not here May 14, 2013

Left handed Redhead

The perfection of human kind, but since this left handed person is also a ginger, they are also perfection of the alien race. This person is within the 1% of the world's population making them the minority. Gingers are known to be exotic as well as having a higher sex drive, so what does this mean if that ginger is left handed? It is hard to discover, but once found, it is easy to say it was breath taking to the point they give you your breath back. There are rarely any definitions for this left handed redhead because no words can truly describe the experience they give you.

That left handed redhead blew my mind.

by A left handed redhead December 2, 2011

Left handed Scorpios

The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.

Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey

Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off

by Kxtty May 9, 2020

Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.

I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.

by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014

Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.

Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."

by mb95482 September 8, 2010

left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.

After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.

by coinroller December 29, 2007