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Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.
''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''
by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018
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i am a lesbean
by hola soy doraaaa April 17, 2022
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Lezbean

Pronounced Lez-been is a lesbian gym teacher that closely resembles a bean. You have no idea why she's teaching YOU about physical fitness when you can't tell her back boobs from her ass, but somehow, she's shouting at you "ON THE FLOOR!! SPREAD YOUR LEGS!! ON YOUR BACK NOW!!!!" and getting paid for it.
"I be Miss Johnson. I teach yo chilren bout dat physicah edjamacation. Dem chilren be disrespec fuh, talkin bout my back boobs. I'm just a lezbean. Aint my faut. Mmmmmmm RAPE TIME!!!!!!"
by Usagi__ February 23, 2008
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leeban

When you leave/exit after getting roasted or caught up in a sticky situation
"My friend was getting roasted so he did a leeban"
by XavierbigD June 7, 2016
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Lesbeaner

Whoa dude check out those Lesbeaners!
by Spencer Lucas June 2, 2008
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lesbean

by dresri March 16, 2011
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ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me
by liana <3 September 26, 2021
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