I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Leading Learners

A Canadian non-profit which saves students time, stress, and a place to go for all their academic needs.
(www.leadlearners.ca)

Leading Learners has helped me find volunteer opportunities to meet my 30 hours.

by thebestestbest April 26, 2020

Distance Learning

Usually the bottom rung of education and ranges from As Seen on TV correspondence classes to modern day degree mills like Walden University or the University of Phoenix. They are all happy to take your money with the full understanding that you will never actually get a worthwhile degree , diploma or certificate for your money.

I signed up for the Walden University distance learning PhD in Public Policy only to find out that no reputable government organization takes it seriously. What a waste of $4,500.

by Davidist June 18, 2009

Leana

Leana is the sweetest and the cutest person in the world. any guy would be really lucky to have her. She is brave and fearless and that's why she is loved by the boys. In my eyes, she is the perfect angel.

OMG its the one and only Leana.

by YaBoiJoel December 4, 2018

learn2grammar

A term used by trolls, and/or anyone trying to let someone they're talking to know, that they need to learn how to use grammar correctly.

Kid 1: Don't you call me that, your fuck head!
Kid 2: >your
learn2grammar, faggot.

by Alstino July 8, 2010

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

leara

A rare and exotic specimen of a woman! Loyal only to those deserving and a force to be rekon with for the rest! Having a Leara in your life is a great honor. Don't fuck it up!

My girl Leara fought for me tooth and nail when no one else would.

by LLV1 January 1, 2017