Leandra

Basically sex on legs, she’s the hottest thing you’ll ever see. Literally everyone wants her. If you get to be around her, you can’t get enough of her. She’s a dime piece. She’s perfect in every way. If you see this girl, you gotta cuff her. She’s an actual angel.

That Leandra girl? Absolute dime.

by stfuboi October 15, 2019

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Leane

A complex, multicultural word with many meanings. According to the Celts, it is a name bestowed upon a most cherished lake in Kilarney: as in "Lough Leane- the lake of Learning. According to the French Le ane means "the ass." Usually a name given to a female. She is as unique as her name, fiercely independent, a great lover of all things creative and curiuos. She loves laughter. A lot. A Leane has an impish side and enjoys causing chaos then running away. Like a little Buddha figurine she does her work, leaves her influence, then moves on to the next project leaving droplets of cosmic confusion in her wake. A Leane has so many layers it is often difficult to get to her core. This makes a Leane feel like no one ever understands her yet she understands all. She is an enchantress and casts her spell on everyone she meets. Matter of fact spellbinder would be a synonym for Leane. Be sure to befriend a Leane when you meet one, you will gain a friend that cares about you more than you would ever know. They are approachable but make sure you leave a mirrors and shiny objects behind. Make sure you offer a Leane homemade cookies, or red wine (unless, of course they are under the age of 21 in the USA). Beware, however, the spelling. Not all Leanes are alike and are often mistaken for Leigh-anns or Leannes. Less than 1% of all women in the world are Leanes so if you find one there might be a leprechaun nearby with a pot of gold, and of course, a rainbow.

synonym: spellbinder
If you talk to that girl and you start to levitate, take this antidote, most likely she was a Leane.

by oreossleeping February 6, 2010

leandria

An Angel; One of sheer perfection; Perfection personified; unrivaled beauty; she makes friends so easily. she can be the best friend you ever had. she laughs so easily and she can make peopl laugh/smile so easily! dont piss her off though.

LeAndria is so angel like.

by Wueenpop May 14, 2018

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012