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league of virgins

People who play the game League of Legends. These people have no lives and never leave mom's basement for anything. Therefore they will never have sex and create a huge league of virgins.
Taylor: Look at those kids I over there they must be virgins
Thomas: Yea I play League with them
Taylor: So you are part of the League of Virgins.
by yoloswagferda June 16, 2014
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league theory

The theory that everyone is part of a league of individuals whoose dating is restricted to the league. Leagues can be determined based on a number of factors, including physical appearance, profession, income, style of dress, preferred music genre, knowledge of game, etc.

According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.
League theory. Dat sum old bullshit fer real dawg. You can date and fuck anyone you want! This goes for everyone.
by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009
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League Of The South

A group advocating Southern independence.

Mission Statement

We seek to advance the cultural, social, economic, and political well-being and independence of the Southern people by all honourable means.
Joe finally had enough of the corrupt federal government so he went to www.dixienet.org & joined the League of the South
by Caleb Whorton February 4, 2009
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league of American voters

This "league of American voters" is a pro-business political organization trying to appear as a "non-partisan" government watchdog. They claim to be in favor of "the people" and opposed to congressional malfescence. They support people that work towards their agenda. Their web site sounds all rosey but it's rather vague.

The true character is obviously similar to the tea party, their first big campaign is to preserve Bush's tax cuts for the rich!
Fred Thompson is using his name to fight to "save the Bush tax cuts." How can anyone take ol' Fred or the League of American Voters seriously when they want to continue one of Bush43's most fuckwitted ideas?!
by Charles_U_Farley August 5, 2010
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League of Legends

The equal reaction of sucking a dick!
"I suck dick"
"Me too,I play League of Legends"
by Jesus Christ/Jehova September 24, 2016
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League of Extraordinary Cockblockers

An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
by big July 31, 2003
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League of legends player

A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.
XxLoLballs69420xX is a League of legends player who has ligma
by dhar woman July 19, 2022
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