fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!

Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!

by white nigel January 9, 2014

loggeldog

(v) The sound a person makes when a drop of cold water rolls down one's back, and into one's butt crack.

I made that guy Loggeldog

by Beau Bouchard March 31, 2007

Logging

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

by Trollhunter July 31, 2012

ledoggy

1.) An internet loser who spends every waking moment on message boards using aliases to create conversations with himself or herself, in order to make others believe he is popular and his posts are interesting or relevant.

2.) A troll who spam’s message boards with disinformation in an effort to take focus off of issues which are troubling to him or her.

The poor little ledoggy is trying to engage posters with his pathetic little games again.

by A Real OSU Alum January 22, 2005

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

Leroy Logging

Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag

DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!

Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!

by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011