lay pipe

the act of putting in infrastructure for future boning. to set the ground work for a potential hook up down the road.
Dude, I really need to lay pipe with these girls this weekend, then next weekend we can bone them.
by boomboomroom555 February 22, 2010
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laying pipe

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.
by B. Miller October 23, 2003
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Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table
Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe
by Swpus May 27, 2019
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laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.
A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.
by Bama Self June 15, 2006
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Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.
Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
by PussySlayerDragon12 April 24, 2023
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girls lay pipe

the phrase we weren't supposed to notice at the end of the movie "blue crush," having more than a pg13 rating. they prob. got away with it since they called it surfing related.
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.
I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!
by 4 June 27, 2004
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