lay pipe

the act of putting in infrastructure for future boning. to set the ground work for a potential hook up down the road.

Dude, I really need to lay pipe with these girls this weekend, then next weekend we can bone them.

by boomboomroom555 February 22, 2010

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

by Swpus May 27, 2019

laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 17, 2006

Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.

Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".

by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023

girls lay pipe

the phrase we weren't supposed to notice at the end of the movie "blue crush," having more than a pg13 rating. they prob. got away with it since they called it surfing related.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

by 4 June 26, 2004