lawyerdog

An image of a dog in a lawyer's office, wearing a suit and a pair glasses. Because if its randomness, the only proper way to respond to a picture of lawyerdog is "wut".

A: {posts picture of lawyerdog}
B: wut
C: wut
D: wut
etc...

by qwertyblab May 28, 2008

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Dick Laddering

To Dick ladder is to know you can't get to a cooler or more popular person so you befriend said person's friends to reach your goal of earning the cooler or popular person's trust/friendship.

Did you see Kyle he's Dick Laddering Jayden to get to Sawyer!

by RealEdgyMemer November 30, 2016

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Lawyerize

the process of turning a simple sentence into a legalized document

My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book

by onaboringnite February 22, 2011

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Lambering a dude is to give him a reach aroundwhile sticking a finger up his anus, pretty much like a rusty trombone except the blowing in the anus part is replaced by fingering the anus. Much like a rusty trombone, lambering produces a specific vocal music, made by the recipient, somewhat ressembling a baby sheep's bleathing, or "baaing", namely bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts.

Guy: Is that some kind of weird techno music I'm hearing?
Girl: Nah, it's just my roomate getting his weekly lambering session.

by AlabamaBaby February 16, 2017

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