Snatch Action Lawsuit

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.

Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!

by Cock-monger_chris January 7, 2020

lonelyraven lawsuit

threatening a bogus lawsuit via instant messenger

don't talk smack about him on your website, or he'll slap a lonelyraven lawsuit on you!

by shannon w. May 6, 2009

bully lawsuit

A company endures a bully lawsuit when it keeps someone on for fear, real or imagined, that they will take the company to court if let go.

An underperforming minority employee is kept on, even though their file requires its own file cabinet, because the employer fears they will play the race card.

by RogueSun March 22, 2005

class action lawsuit

A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service

Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once

TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

lonleyraven lawsuit

threatening a bogus lawsuit via instant messenger

don't talk smack about him on your website, or he'll slap a lonleyraven lawsuit on you!

by shannon w. May 6, 2009

thermonuclear lawsuit

Ahem... this is just yet another threat from an owner of a "popular" social media platform. I shall not name them for fear of me getting served one of these "thermonuclear lawsuits", but their name rhymes with seal-on-tusk.

I'm not gonna just sue you, I'm gonna file a thermonuclear lawsuit on you!!! (Draconian Organ music playing in the background :/ )

by TallGing November 18, 2023

class-action lawsuit

What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.

If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020