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Lava Lamp Blaster

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When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017
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Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.
"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."
by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018
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(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.

we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010
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A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way
Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p
by Nickyelf-migero March 11, 2011
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When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.
Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure
by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017
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When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
He gave that bitch a lava lamp
by Rellikjr. January 5, 2017
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A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
by Crackrkid May 1, 2019
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