Chinese Laundromat

When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.

Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?

by EASYGOINGCOMB June 27, 2011

Chinese Laundromat

A sexual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. The couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. The woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly "Donkey Punched" while the man receives intense pleasure.

Friend One: Man last night was awesome.

Friend Two: Why?

Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever

by D. Pyle August 23, 2010

[Cleopatra's laundromat]

in between folding laundry loads for a guy an egyptian girl gives the guy a few blowjobs so he doesnt get bored and she loves it and just asks for more cum to swallow all night long ;)

Chris says to May, "Dont worry, ill let u go down on me in between folding my laundry so you'll get 3 loads... 2 to fold,and 1 to swallow. You'll be my Cleopatra's laundromat, tonight."

by Maie November 8, 2007

Arcade Laundromat

Arcades are like laundromats, just with washing machines instead of video games. Why not have them in the same store? Arcade Laundromat has them both together, "more efficient and more fun!"

Imagine playing in an arcade while getting your clothes cleaned (or vice versa) ... Introducing Arcade Laundromat!!!

by QWERTYabc1234?!? November 5, 2020

laundrybat

A person that will only do laundry at night after the sun has departed.

Tom is always doing laundry at night. I know he is such a laundrybat.

by Dice9100 January 5, 2016

Laundromatic

When a person has a sudden urge to do a lot of laundry.

Whoa, I just felt so laundromatic. I have to go home and do some laundry ASAP

by paintthetownblueinstead3333 September 10, 2010

Laundrotate

Verb. The act of:
1)moving the washed clothes to the dryer, 2)folding the dried clothes and
3)putting a new load into the washer


Can be used to describe any of these three actions in combination of two +

As soon as the dryer is done, it will be time to laundrotate.

by pippalotta October 16, 2008