Megan Lauer

A girl who is really awesome.
-Is the perfect weight, skinny, but not aneroxic
-lot's of guys like her
-Has awesome friends, normally with the nicknames Goat, or Bubble Kaki
-Has georgeous hair
-everyone likes her, and if someone doesn't, they can go and screw themselves in a Megan Lauer's opinion
-very funny, can make anyone laugh
-kinda smart
-she normally has the nickname of Zebra
-great sense of fashion

"Omg! I love Megan Lauer's shoes! I have to get myself a pair of those!"

"You know, Megan Lauer made me feel really good about my crappy hair cut. She's really nice."

by Alskjfl95 March 1, 2009

Matt Lauer

Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.

That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.

by blkngoldjosh November 30, 2017

Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017

lagergenic

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.

After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.

by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

left lamer

Person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. Either way, there is no chance to pass. It's a play on words for "left laner."

That left lamer needs to move their ass over so I can pass.

by sulco March 19, 2004

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.

Sheboygan Lager, bitch! That's how we do.

by fp69 August 25, 2011

Land of chips and lager

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

by Coleorton May 29, 2016