Laycation

Defines what one does after being laid off from work. Actions are determined how much cash, credit or the size of a buy-out package.

A Laycation can include but not be limited to:
1)Going to live in your parents basement to read the compendium of Mad Magazine until market conditions improve. (ie. No cash flow)
2)A bike tour through Mexico.(ie. enough cash flow)
3) Going to live in Provence, France to hone your culinary skills and relax. (ie. Lots of cash)

by Gimlet Swiller December 31, 2008

Laximation

The act of being chill and fake
Laximators-(noun.)
Laxi-(adj.)

Girl 1: I am sick and tired of you emotional laximation.
Girl 2: What does "laximation" mean?
Girl 3: It means she can hang out with you cause your chill but you have a fake personality.

by Laximation February 4, 2016

lapidation

The throwing of stones at a victim until death

The countries with sharia law have been showing the love of lapidation

by mlqrt February 25, 2017

latecation

When you can't take a vacation, so instead you just show up late all week.

I need a vacation, but a latecation is all I can afford.

by KingPhilip August 14, 2012

lamecation

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.

Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!

by p mammen August 1, 2009

litigation

A commitment or obligation to keep the good word. If not met it may result in a litany of saints.

He had many litigations to keep or it was off with his head.

by Word Scout Camper #26 June 8, 2007

Litigation jihad

The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.

My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.

by StoogeWatcher January 15, 2013