Switch my lasagna around

Masturbate.

Hey, I'll be right back, I need to switch my lasagna around.

Switch my lasagna around by Onehundredpercentvanilla March 29, 2022

stomach lasagna 

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

stomach lasagna by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

sexual lasagna 

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass

Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.

sexual lasagna by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

shit lasagna 

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)

last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.

shit lasagna by David Remsen July 5, 2007

shit lasagna 

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

shit lasagna by William Ch August 14, 2006

Sad lasagna 

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

Sad lasagna by Milo Max February 16, 2019

shit lasagna 

What is left in the toilet when a thousand Ugandans have used it before you.

Don't use the bathroom, the Ugandans have left a fresh batch of shit lasagna.

shit lasagna by soldierguy October 9, 2011