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mega-lardass

a person who's bodys is made up of 50%lard 40%water 10%carbon
guy: did you see that? that mega-lardass ate the whole buffet table.
by g4000 April 3, 2009
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Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.
AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!
by King of Valids June 14, 2022
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lard-ass

lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
by Lipgloss Arsonist October 5, 2005
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lardarse

yes.........'lardarse' is a derogatory term used to describe fat people who, as we all know, eat copius amounts of lard in order to achieve their portly status and the word' moderation' means nothing to them. Oh yeah and they think cheap tracksuits disguise this and they always insist they eat like 'birds'. Big giant fat birds maybe.
'jeepers! you are a complete lardarse! stop eating cake!!!'
by sharonmoore September 14, 2006
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lardassing it

A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.
We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
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Lard-ass

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.
Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!
by MSF69 March 31, 2007
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Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.
I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
by The best lmao December 19, 2016
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